Dawg kickin' in da crib...

In a four-way shoot out between him, Brandon, Dave Viner, and myself at the world's most disgusting place, Old Country Buffet, Hansen ate more than all of us. I placed a close second, but lost my title belt. He also has set the record for the longest hangover known to man. Something like 23 hrs. on our trip to New Orleans. Quoteables:

Hansen, how do you eat four chicken fried steak dinners?
Just don't stop.

Dude, I made a full loop.