I am not Jack’s Raging Bile Duct.

Owning just a VCR, I first purchased the Princess Bride on VHS.

Later, when I got a DVD player, I decided I didn’t need to re-purchase most of my VHS collection, just to have it on DVD. Except, of course, the Princess Bride. So I bought it on DVD.

Shortly thereafter they released a “Special Edition” version, loaded with extras, so, of course, I bought it.

Now, there’s an even newer edition — the special 20th Anniversary Edition.

I wish I could tell you I was angry.

Angry at having to keep purchasing the same, damn movie over and over and over again.

But I’m not.

I’m so not.

Sadly, my reaction was that of schoolgirl glee, thinking “Oooooooooo! I bet there’s even more extras!”

*sigh*

I swear, it’s like I never read/saw Fight Club.

3 Responses to “I am not Jack’s Raging Bile Duct.”

  1. -craigt Says:

    “What did I miss.”
    -Bill

    “Nothing.”
    -Craig

    . . . LATER . . .

    “I don’t get it?”
    -Bill

    “They were the same guy, you missed that when you went to the bathroom.”
    -Craig

  2. wdr1 Says:

    EXCUSE ME, but it went down slightly different:

    Bill (back from bathroom): “What I’d miss?”
    Craig: “oh — nothing.”
    …a few minutes later…
    Bill: “Are Brad Pitt & Edward Norton the same guy?”
    Craig: “Oh! Oh yeah — yeah, you missed that. That’s important. They’re the same person.”

  3. -craigt Says:

    Okay. :) Same effect.

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