Now Straight Porn, That Would Have Been Different…
So apparently the prior tenant of my apartment was gay.
Not that, I actually care.
And in West Hollywood, hardly surprising. Heck, I’m fine with gay marriage.
The only downside is apparently the prior tenant must have subscribed to a lot of gay magazines.
A lot of gay hardcore pornographic magazines. Or something like that that has him on a lot, and I mean a a lot, of gay, pornographic mailing lists.
And apparently his mail forwarding just ended.
So now opening my mailbox has become a game of russian roulette.
Seriously, getting just bills & junk mail has never been such a relief.
Good Day: “B of A… T-Mobile… Bed Bath & Beyond… Cable… *wheh*”
Bad Day: “B of A… T-Mobile… Bed Bath & Beyond… Cable… What th–AHHHH!”
The only upside, as pointed out by friends, is this didn’t happen a few ago back when mom was visiting.
‘Cuz then there would have been some explain’ to do.

April 4th, 2007 at 1:45 pm
Who the hell reads pornographic magazines any more? Did he not have a DVD player, never mind a computer?
April 4th, 2007 at 8:46 pm
feh. that’s every day surfing for me. one moment it’s ‘fap, fap, fap,’ then the next click will be like goatse.