Now Straight Porn, That Would Have Been Different…

So apparently the prior tenant of my apartment was gay.

Not that, I actually care.

And in West Hollywood, hardly surprising. Heck, I’m fine with gay marriage.

The only downside is apparently the prior tenant must have subscribed to a lot of gay magazines.

A lot of gay hardcore pornographic magazines. Or something like that that has him on a lot, and I mean a a lot, of gay, pornographic mailing lists.

And apparently his mail forwarding just ended.

So now opening my mailbox has become a game of russian roulette.

Seriously, getting just bills & junk mail has never been such a relief.

Good Day: “B of A… T-Mobile… Bed Bath & Beyond… Cable… *wheh*”

Bad Day: “B of A… T-Mobile… Bed Bath & Beyond… Cable… What th–AHHHH!”

The only upside, as pointed out by friends, is this didn’t happen a few ago back when mom was visiting.

‘Cuz then there would have been some explain’ to do.

2 Responses to “Now Straight Porn, That Would Have Been Different…”

  1. Joe Grossberg Says:

    Who the hell reads pornographic magazines any more? Did he not have a DVD player, never mind a computer?

  2. sang Says:

    feh. that’s every day surfing for me. one moment it’s ‘fap, fap, fap,’ then the next click will be like goatse.

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