Archive for December, 2006
Merry Christmas!
Monday, December 25th, 2006Merry Christmas, Everyone!
I had a minor epiphany a few nights ago. Shortly after closing time, I was saying goodbye to a few friends I had met up with in Chicago, when I realized why Chicagoans jay-walk freely whereas in most of California, it’s a big no-no. It has nothing to do with differences in law enforcement, frequency of trips using a car vs. on foot, etc. It has nothing to do with any of that.
It has to do with only one factor: Cold.
Because I’ll tell you, when I’m walking back to my car at 2am, the temperature hovering around 30, with the wind howling down my back, I don’t care what color that light is. If I can cross, I’m crossing.
Why I Hate Sang, Part IV
Wednesday, December 20th, 2006Bill Clinton Kills Santa
Saturday, December 16th, 2006There soooo needs to be a Daily Show for the Right.

