Random Vegas Notes
- Apologies to Dave & Diana, but the Mandalay Bay sucks. No mini-bar. No coffee in the room. Crap TV. Crap channels (not even HBO!) Crap view. Our bathroom is nice, but that’s about it. If I’m paying that much just for a nice bathroom, I expect wiping service to be included.
- My mom likes to randomly flip light switches when she’s bored.
- My mom gets bored when her three sons are using the Internet & wireless. Not bad, unless the router you’re all using for Internet is hooked up to one.
- My mom took a bath in fish oil. Not on purpose. It was before I arrived, but apparently they went out, the whole time asking my brothers “Do I smell like fish? Why do I smell like fish?” They didn’t figure it out until they got back, found their room stunk of fish, and my mom started saying they had to change rooms; that they hardly used it, except for the bath she took using their bath salts. I think it was around then that one brother noticed his fish oil tablets where missing from the bathroom. Update: Jimmy does a much better job telling the story.
- My mom just found another light switch that will cycle our router & kick us off the Internet. “But you guys said to leave the switch by the door alone. Not by the bed.”
- Quinn is the coolest nephew ever.
- Buffets tend to be cheaper for breakfest or lunch than a typical resturtant.
- If you are a stranger & block Jimmy’s way getting on the tram, he will yell at you. He doesn’t really care if you’re waiting for husband.
- You could not defeat the shrimp mountain at Caesar’s old buffet, but the one at Rio’s Seafood showed weakness.
- Speaking of shrimp, did you more shrimp is consumed in Las Vegas than in the rest of the country combined?
That is all.
