And here I thought it was from a spider bite…
The source of my super powers have been revealed:
Hot Dogs May Cause Genetic Mutations
In a pinch, I can actually use a corndog, but those are harder to find in Los Angeles. (And Vegas. Seriously, corn dogs are the one thing you can’t get in Sin City. Not from anywhere. Try it next time. You’ll see.)

August 15th, 2006 at 6:18 pm
In grad school there was a period of a few days during which my roommate and I lived off of microwaveable corn dogs from Safeway. So if you’re desperate to throw a little excitement into your DNA, I recommend trying your local Von’s…
August 24th, 2006 at 1:38 pm
That’s why the all junk food sellers try so hard?