And here I thought it was from a spider bite…

The source of my super powers have been revealed:

Hot Dogs May Cause Genetic Mutations

In a pinch, I can actually use a corndog, but those are harder to find in Los Angeles. (And Vegas. Seriously, corn dogs are the one thing you can’t get in Sin City. Not from anywhere. Try it next time. You’ll see.)

2 Responses to “And here I thought it was from a spider bite…”

  1. Marc Says:

    In grad school there was a period of a few days during which my roommate and I lived off of microwaveable corn dogs from Safeway. So if you’re desperate to throw a little excitement into your DNA, I recommend trying your local Von’s…

  2. christian Says:

    That’s why the all junk food sellers try so hard?

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