All Your Sean Penn Gmails are Belong to Me
In the most recent edition of the Onion, Sean Penn Demands To Know What Asshole Took SeanPenn@ gmail.com. The article relates how he tried several variations, such as SeanPennRules, SeanPenn81760, and SeanPennActor, before being “finally forced to accept the abomination that is Sean.Penn20061.”
Of course, when reading the article, the first thing a nerd wonder is are all those address already taken?
At the very least, you would figure the editors of The Onion would register so they could see what people email to them, just for shits & giggles.
It turns out that’s not the case and that many of the are open! Or, rather, at least they were.
I am now the proud owner of:
seanpennrules@gmail.com
sean.penn20061@gmail.com
SeanPenn81760@gmail.com
ShawnPenn@gmail.com
Oddly, SeanPeanActor wasn’t available. The only explanation I can think of is another geek racing me for names at the same time. That, or, you know, the real Sean Penn.
January 18th, 2006 at 9:54 pm
I’m sure Mr. Penn will be ecstatic to learn that his biggest groupie is, quite literally, his biggest groupie.
January 25th, 2006 at 7:45 pm
i just shit my pants.