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Fuck Everything, We’re Doing Five Blades, Feb. 18, 2004
Stop. I just had a stroke of genius. Are you ready? Open your mouth, baby birds, cause Mama’s about to drop you one sweet, fat nightcrawler. Here she comes: Put another aloe strip on that fucker, too. That’s right. Five blades, two strips, and make the second one lather. You heard me—the second strip lathers. It’s a whole new way to think about shaving. Don’t question it. Don’t say a word. Just key the music, and call the chorus girls, because we’re on the edge—the razor’s edge—and I feel like dancing.
Gillette unveils 5-bladed razor, Sept. 14, 2005
I wonder if the 2nd strip really will lather, too.
September 14th, 2005 at 9:25 pm
Dude, there’s still time for us to beat them to market with our 23 blade gas-powered razor. Enough horsepower to shave a buffalo.
February 12th, 2006 at 9:40 pm
Check it out - The Gillette Fusion razor is now in stores. Here’s a shot of it at the local Target:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/msabramo/98531243/