Archive for May, 2005

Damn It, a Spider Bit My Lip

Friday, May 13th, 2005

I just looked at my lip, after thinking I must have bit it in my sleep the other night. Flipping the inside of my lip forward, I saw in the mirror the distinct pattern of a spider bite.

A spider bit me. On the inside of my lip.

Fuck, it hurts.

Oops I Did it Again: The Original

Thursday, May 12th, 2005

To the surprise of those unfamiliar with Jazz and who wrote off Brittany Spear’s “Oops, I did it again” as nothing but a silly teeny-bob pop song, her’s was actually a remake of the Louis Armstrong original.

It’s oddly catchy… check it out or listen to the mp3 directly.

2-XL

Wednesday, May 11th, 2005


I soooooooooo wanted one of these when I was growing up! Anytime I had to go shopping with my mom to Marshal Fields, I’d make a beeline for the toy area just to play with the demo one. Even though I never got one, now I can just play it online. Cool!

Why I Hate Sang

Sunday, May 1st, 2005

This is what happens when Sang uses your laptop.

i like fish

Sunday, May 1st, 2005

fish is good. but, i don’t like the smell. maybe if they could make it smell like chicken. if people would offer me fish, i would take them.