William Reardon’s Blog

One of my friends has a 30th birthday party this weekend. Over dinner with a few folks last weekend, the topic of what to serve at the party came up. Food at all? Just light appetizers? What?

I don’t know which I’m more pleased with — the fact that we convinced her to have full-fledged dinner (after all, the timing of the event suggested there’d be food) or that we convinced her to have Kentucky Fried Chicken.

That’s right, KFC.

Buckets of KFC.

I was particularly touched in being asked to come early to help secure the massive quantities of chicken required.

Can you imagine how this’ll go down? We’ll just show up at every KFC in a 2 mile radius and buy ALL their chicken. All of it. To go. In buckets. Latter, lounging like sheiks, drinking fine wine, discussing the matters of the day… and our fingers greasy as we gourge on chicken.

Man, it’s going to suck if you’re in line behind us.

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