Let My People Go!
It turns out my people had sued for preferential treatment in assigning emergency exit row on airlines but lost.
As someone who is 6’6”, let me tell you how much your little people world sucks. Cars have absolutely no leg room. Long enough pants & proper shoe sizes are impossible to find. Door frames hang too low. Beds are too short. To your company’s ergo team, you’re a walking T-Rex. One friends talks of taking you back to Korea to use a food source for his village, while another has plans to cut you open like a tauntaun should it ever get cold. Everything on this planet was design you and the rest of the midgets.
Next time it rains, I’m not giving any of you a heads up anymore. And if this keeps up, the other tall people and I are getting together to eat you.
March 5th, 2004 at 1:37 am
I know for a fact that you made a deal with my wife to eat me in case of famine/emergency.
Rude.
March 5th, 2004 at 10:51 am
The sad part was when I offered that we eat the rabbits before you, she insisted the order be the other way.
I think even Frost ranks above you now.
March 5th, 2004 at 11:59 am
Those bunnies are like 1/4 of a meal.
March 5th, 2004 at 2:56 pm
“Bunny nuggets” I like to think of them as. But don’t tell Liza.
March 25th, 2004 at 11:18 am
Bunny nuggets sound tasty.
September 14th, 2004 at 5:58 am
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